101 Забавни цитати за компютрите и програмирането


Много се смях, докато ги четох, внимавайте, ако сте на работа, смейте се по-тихо..smiley.


Ето няколко примера..

“Always code as if the guy who ends up maintaining your code will be a violent psychopath who knows where you live.”
(Martin Golding)

“The best thing about a boolean is even if you are wrong, you are only off by a bit.”

“Programming is like sex: one mistake and you’re providing support for a lifetime.”
(Michael Sinz)



“Programmers are in a race with the Universe to create bigger and better idiot-proof programs, while the Universe is trying to create bigger and better idiots.  So far the Universe is winning.”

Много истина :D

EDIT: “Saying that Java is nice because it works on all OSes is like saying that anal sex is nice because it works on all genders.”